1) Make things easier for her this Valentine's Day by skipping the guessing game and telling her exactly what you'd like to eat that evening. She'll appreciate the directness and make your dinner dreams come true.
2) Let your honey know you care by stopping at Walmart and picking up a 3-pack of genuine nickel earrings. Tell her that you would have gone to Tiffany's, but your beer fund is running low. Your honesty will make her fall in love with you all over again!
3) Skip the clichéd flower bouquet and hand-pick some dandelions from the neighbor's backyard. She'll swoon at the bravery it took and reassure you that weeds are so much prettier than roses, anyway.
4) Sprinkle a trail of rose petals leading all the way from the bedroom to the kitchen, where she'll find a box of cake mix on the counter, directions included. You've made this so easy for her! You hopeless romantic, you.
5) Take her to her favorite restaurant and surprise her by saying you got her an exclusive behind-the-scenes tour by landing her a place on the dishwashing staff! She'll be thrilled to be able to see where the magic happens.
6) Indulge your special lady with a box of fat-free, sugar-free chocolates. Say you've been hearing her complain about her weight lately and thought you'd help out. She'll be so charmed that you've been listening to her!
7) If you're feeling extra generous, tell her you'll take care of dinner and pop a Lean Cuisine in the microwave. Half the time, half the calories, double the affection.
8) Treat yourself to a new Corvette with an in-dash GPS and tell your wife you got her a brand new passenger seat. She'll be swept off her feet so quickly, she might just find the way to the ground on her own!
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